Got Rum?

Diane Sawyer has class, Diane Sawyer has style. Diane Sawyer has grace and charm and on top of all that, she’s totally hot. Diane Sawyer drunk, however, is not what you might have been hoping.  She is not an attractive drunk. Watching Diane Sawyer drunk is like watching a shaved orangutan on rollerblades:

Still, this could be a good thing. If Diane Sawyer ever gets bored doing professional, hard biting journalism, she could always be a recurring guest for a late night talk show, or for an early morning shock jock.  The Diane Sawyer Drunk segmant. Has a ring to it.