This page contains (or will contain) my original music, podcasts, and random bits of audio and visual (AV).  This stuff will cook your eyeballs right out of their sockets, and lobotomize your eardrums, and blow your mind into bite-sized chunks, but in a way that keeps you coming back from more.

There is a back story to the music posted here by Nasal Jam and/or by  The Crazy Llamas.  Nasal Jam is the band I was in during college.  I’ll do a blog entry soon that will talk about this back story, and link to it, but for now just trust me that it’s a crazy-awesome back story.  Music labeled as being by The Crazy Llamas is basically music created and recored by me and one of the other three halves of Nasal Jam, but not all of us.  

I am still getting the hang of podcasting, and I’ll do a bunch of video podcasting (vlogging?), but for now, check out these fake radio commercials I did.  I posted them on my voice123 account in hopes of getting a gig as a voiceover artist, but it didn’t work as promised.  People don’t seem to interested in my voiceover work.  Obviously, my voiceover work is simply way ahead of its time.  In that regard, I am a lot like Kafka (except maybe with a happier type of neurosis).

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Just a reminder that I own the copyright on the stuff on this page (and all the original content in this website), and that I am using the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike License. For more on what that means, visit my Copyright page.